nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
