the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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