You can't special order awesome
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
