So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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