There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize
