im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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