No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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