It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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