And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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