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(404): View more from Georgia

my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.

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(419): View more from Ohio

This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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(209): View more from California

Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?

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(316): View more from Kansas

How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

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(248): View more from Michigan

COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.

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(209): View more from California

Any luck with the purse?

(509): View more from Washington

No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that

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