I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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