Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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