But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
what day is it and did you see me today?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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