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say what?
wanna hang out?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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