Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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