he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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