and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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