how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We had to coat check the pizza.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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