Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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