is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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