You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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