just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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