Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
