But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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