That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
