she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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