And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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