Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
that may or may not have been my penis.
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