; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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