Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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