we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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