If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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