New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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