"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've blown a few things in my day
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Randomize
