haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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