Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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