Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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