We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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