jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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