You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
