Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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