The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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