How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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