Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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