Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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