# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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