I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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