I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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