love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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