Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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