Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
