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Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..

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You've kissed worse.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip

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(650): View more from California

she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.

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(518): View more from New York

I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!

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(317): View more from Indiana

she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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(207): View more from Maine

He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.

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